I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14
It’s like if you just landed on an alien planet populated by pugs and the locals have come out to greet you.
why are you such a life ruiner [chris pine]
I’m actually crying right now: dogs are beautiful and precious and loyal and happy and your dog loves you so much. Such a good dog.
Maybe Pixar refuses to make a sequel because they know they’ll ever top this
"how are you doing?"
[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]